bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via creepyfearslinger)

monchisss:

Don’t be a cunt, Brandon.

monchisss:

Don’t be a cunt, Brandon.

(via correctingmymistakes)

"That’s rightI’m a Paul Heyman guy.”

(via correctingmymistakes)

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

(via tallyykat)

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via yellowpoplartree)

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

(via bestisarsenal)